Is It Just Me...

I saw this on a friend's blog and I definitely have these thoughts too, so I thought I would share it with my 2 faithful readers!  Funny Things and situations that I think about:

• There is a great need for a sarcasm font!
• I wish my GPS had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.  I also wish it had a ghetto voice that would warn me if I got too close to a bad part of town.
• More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.  Sometimes I don't even wait for them to finish because my story is just that good!
• Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning around and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like look in a store window or look at your cell.
• Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
• How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
• I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
• The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. (I do not condone texting and driving, and I usually only do it when I am stopped because I'm not very good at it.)
• Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
• I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
• Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
• How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
• Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. My last job selling insurance was the worst.  Can you imagine giving and taking VIN numbers over the phone all day?  "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm. ..Goonies and P as in .....poodle" 
• While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. (Ok I have not done this one, but it made me laugh!)
• Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 
• Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever or at least for about 3 days before washing them...you know you do it too!!
• Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that they always wanted. 552 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
• Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?  Did I really used to dress like that!!?!
• Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem.... 
• You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
• I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
• "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
• I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room.'
• I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
• I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste!
• I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
• Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
• I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
• Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
• Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
• I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
• I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Am I crazy or does anyone else think of things like these?  What are you crazy thoughts?